To a very special lady
Happy Valentine’s Day
Kathryn, I realise that circumstances make this increasingly unlikely, and a bit awkward because of you-know-who, but could you see your way to being my valentine just this once? It really won’t take up much of your time. You don’t have to do anything at all. If it helps sway you at all, I did recently win a KM UK poll that I’m the right person for you. I think that means that we are technically engaged 
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone else. I hope you’re have better luck than I’m having 😐
Thank again to Zoé for the classic banner image which can found, along with many others, in the Fan Art section of KM UK Gallery.
Update: Sadly the update is not about Kathryn doing me the honour of being my valentine. Just as good, it is to thank Kareen_T for making this lovely image (now in the Gallery) for little ol’ me
Happy Valentine’s Day, guys!